We don’t have anything better to do; let’s get deep into “Wednesday”.
But first: What year is it?
In a time of peril and civil war, the people of the United States turned to the leadership of one man.
How the history of our newest linguistic asset led to a serious discussion of fecal emotionality.
How one forgotten letter (barely) changed the English language forever.
China has a reputation for producing counterfeit technology, fashion, and Starbucks. Then there’s fake Paris.
A brief history of the Dutch pastime of telling the ocean to fuck off.
If you’re good, he’ll break into your house and leave presents under a tree. If you’re not, he’ll supply you with valuable fossil fuels. But where did the man with the bag come from? Featuring St. Nicholas, Krampus, Jesus, and more. The gang’s all here.
Every Christmas, Catalonia prides itself on being fun, festive, and full of shit.
We don’t vote so good. (But we could.)