Whatever you do, don’t say—

Whatever you do, don’t say—
Foxes are red, horses are blue.
This is the Chinese government’s least favorite Peruvian ungulate.
Our one and only New Year’s song is written in a language you may have never heard of.
Sequoyah didn’t know how to read; he still taught the Cherokee to write.
We don’t have anything better to do; let’s get deep into “Wednesday”.
How the history of our newest linguistic asset led to a serious discussion of fecal emotionality.
How one forgotten letter (barely) changed the English language forever.